Questions No One Asked

Will you make my logo bigger?

Emotionally? No.
Technically? Let’s talk.

Can you just make it pop?

Absolutely. Please identify the desired flavour of pop.

Do you work with boring brands?

Only with their permission to become less boring.

What if I don’t know what I want?

Perfect. You’re not supposed to arrive with the answer.

Can you fix something I made in Canva?

Yes. No judgement.
Some questions, perhaps.

How many fonts is too many fonts?

You already know.

Can we add more sparkle?

This is one of the few places where the answer is usually yes.

Do you have a design process?

Yes, but it has snacks.

How long will my project take?

How long is a very well-designed piece of string?

Will you tell me if my idea is bad?

Kindly, clearly and before you spend money printing it.

Do you use Comic Sans?

Only when the concept is strong enough to survive it.

Why is it called Happy Happy?

Because Mildly Pleased Design Co. was taken.

Are there really dogs on your team?

Yes. Their availability is limited and their rates are outrageous.

Do you work with assh*les?

We have a very strong No Assh*les rule. There might even be a fee if you're an assh*le.

Do you keep it 100?

On the land, the sea AND the sky.